Customers

After 8 hours of struggling at the cash register, I find myself ticklish back home when suddenly these few customers popped out of my head.

COLOUR BLINDED..

Before I move on, did you ever realize that there are only two colours (purple and red) which represents different types of petrol (RON95 and RON97) at your nearest ESSO station? This is what happens when a colour-blinded customer came by.

"Yes, uncle?"
"Give me RM20 petrol, pump number 2"
"Alright. Do you want the red one or the purple one?"
"What?"
"The red one or the purple one?"
"Oh! I want the green one."
"HUH??"

Thats not all..

"Dik, isi minyak RM30. Pam 5 eh."
"Ok bang! RON95 ke F1?"
"Haa??"
"Yang merah ke purple?"
"Kuning2."
"Kuning?? WTH?!!"

TESCO clubcard..

Usually when customers drop by to fill up petrol at ESSO station, they'll hand out their smile card. It works just like the famous Bonuslink card or Jusco card. They get points when they fill up petrol and the points can be redeemed afterwards.

In this case, the shopaholic customers just can't give up their other supermarket cards (maybe cause they like love TESCO so much)

"Do you have a SMILE card?"

*Hands the card over*

"Err... Kak (my boss), kad ni boleh pakai ke?"

"Oi! Ape jadah kad Tesco nak swipe dekat ESSO."

"E'eh, silap kad tu dik."

"Haha! Apela abang ni bagi kad Tesco plak"

"Hehe. Awak pulak dah tau kad Tesco, boleh ke pakai kat ESSO? Haha!"

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Apart from it, most of the customers are rude and impatience. There are some who just simply throw away their money to the counter, show their respective pumps and walk away. Not forgetting those who throw out rude words and sometimes curses.

All I can say is I don't care if you drive a Bentley or whatever. But if you have no manners and respect to other people, then you're much worst than animal! Even a poor guy driving a 'van Carey'  has even much better attitude than you.